Team Names for Crossfit

We have your funny or clever crossfit team name

Crossfit isn’t for everyone, but it has become a major player in the fitness world. For those that participate in crossfit, there’s often an intensity not matched by the average joe. When it comes time to put together your crossfit team, why not use that same intensity and come up with the best crossfit team name?

Looking for some great team names for crossfit? We’ve got clever team names, funny team names and names specific to crossfit.

Here are over 200 crossfit team names:

Kill-O-Grams
Waist Removal
Bod Squad
The WOD Fathers
Team All Pain, No Gain
Muffin Abductors
Born Losers
The Baconators
Shake And Bake
Raw Nips and Chapped Lips
Lighten Up
Chalk Dirty To Me
Let it Melt
Hot Bod Makers
Donald Pump
Better Naked
Do You Even Lift, Bro?
The Beefcake Factory
Fitmen For Hire
Run Track Minds
Hustle and Muscle
Raging Hormones
Team Don’t Put the Weights Back
Serial Hikers
The Hammerheads
Scale Tippers
Weights Before Dates
No Weigh
PizzaShut
Lovehandle Losers
The Fighting Cocks
Sore Loins
Less Talk, More Squat
Swole Mates
Sensitive To Pain
Gut Busters
Total Hookers
Mom Jeans and Power Cleans
Mass Destruction
Aggressively Average
Bringing Sexy Back
Steel Beams
Out Of Shape
Twisted Blisters
Gladiators
Out of My Whey
Burpees and Beers
The Running Jokes
Abs By Bacon
Rump Yours
Slimsons Theory
Run Like the Winded
Oh My Quad
Ba-Dunk-A-Dunk Busters
Chafing The Dream
Got The Runs
F-Bomb Moms
It’s Slimpossible
Buns and Gun
All Pain, No Gain
Will WOD for Donuts
Fats All Folks
The Bankrupts
Hardly Athletic
Where’s The Bacon?
Oh Kale Yeah
Mouth Wide Shut
The Hulksters
Still Oblivious To The Distance
Revenge of the Nerds
The Senior Citizens
The Intermediates
Pair-A-Thighs Lost
Gym and Juice
Skinny Jeans Team
Spongebob Slowpants
Insomniacs with Running Problems
Let’s Lose the Caboose
Chronic Injuries
Nerd Herd
Racks and Sacks
Heart Monitors
Posture Perfect
Dirty Deadlifts
Run, Run, Go Away
Starvin’ Marvin
Legs Miserable
Team Beast Mode
The Thinner Winners
Got Fat
The Losing Team
The Behemoths
Pickles And Protein
The Popular Kids
Ready to Lose
No Excess Luggage Allowed
Jerk and Snatch
Mudder Of All Hangovers
Rowing Pains
From Men To Monsters
Only Regrets
In Recession
Sore To The Finish
Fueled By Hops
Lady Guns Club
Agony of De Feet
Weapons of Mass Reduction
Toe Jammers
Vicious and Delicious
Jacked in the Box
Heavyweights
Dicks In Boxes
Do Not Doughnut
Here For The Free Shirt
In WOD We Trust
Onion Booty
Save Our Soles
Belly Acres
Flexual Healing
Sandbaggers
My So-Called Legs
Tried and Tasted
Butts And Beer Bellies
Pimp My Stride
Swass
Sweaty Medballs
Head Over Meals
Buck Furpees
Teacher’s Pet
Fatties No More
Beefcake Factory
Hard Rock Ab Owners
The Couch Potatoes
Chubby No More’s
Hangry Birds
Skinny-Sized
Mission Slimpossible
Fat Dumpster
Is It Five O’Clock Yet?
Swole Sisters
Bubble Butts
We Hate The Runs
Gamecocks
Not Fast, Just Furious
The Team That Shall Not Be Named
Stocking Stuffers
Bring that Booty
Badunkadunk Busters
Thighsman Trophys
It Never Gets Easier
Metal Crushers
Top heavy
The Intimidators
The Dreadmills
Blood, Sweat, And Beers
Runs Like A Girl
Dirty Mudder Funkers
Gainz For Jesus
The Brutes
Operation Narrow Waist
We’re Not Gunna Bake It
Bacon Love
Speed Bumps
Bad Fat Chuckers
Minnesota Thins
Probably Gonna Walk
Ball Crushers
Droopy Drawers
The Butt Clenches
Pretty Tough
The Flimsy Worms
Lost Almost Everything
Until Death Do Us Part
Dumbbells And Donuts
Amino Disrespect
Broseph Stalin
Caboose Cutters
Ready Or Not, Beer We Come
Team Skinny Jeans
Kettlebells
Metabolism Maniacs
Seeking Abs
Oh, Swoley Night
Beast Mode Babes
Rough Boyz
Snatchue Of Liberty
Fragile
Sweat Junkies
The Juicy Booties
Impact Velocity
Overkill
The Trimtones
Get Hard
Weigh Less
Cirque De Sore Legs
World’s Okayest Runners
Hakuna Masquata
Booty and the Beast
Seven Jerks And A Squirt
Designated Drinkers
The Best Slapstick Crossfit Team
Starvin Six
Slow Burn
Redundant
GangBag
Mud Flaps
The Scream Team
Booty Busters

Once your crossfit day is complete and you need something a little less intense we have names for your basketball and cornhole teams:
Basketball Team Names
Cornhole Team Names